Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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