Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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