Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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