Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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