Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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