ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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