He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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