guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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