The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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