she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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