It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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