3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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