I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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