do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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