Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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