Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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