I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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