maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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