He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
