Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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