I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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