Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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