Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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