Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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