Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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