Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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