Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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