I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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