My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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