Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Randomize
