Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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