im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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