that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we're so committed to being not committed
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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