He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize