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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?

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Why are you in my underwear drawer?

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(703): View more from Virginia

A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Didn't you used to babysit him?

(607): View more from New York

18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?

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(416): View more from Toronto

I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.

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