We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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