Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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