Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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