It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize