I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think people are normalizing furries
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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