do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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