Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There's always time for handjobs
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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