Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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