The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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