You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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