i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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