Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Panties = found
Randomize
