Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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