the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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