hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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