Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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