Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
