marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Even my vagina gasped.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
