so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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