I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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