how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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