Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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