He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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